It was a lovely sunday morning when Wendy and I packed up the kayak and gear and drove off to Tattershall bridge where we had arranged to meet up with Andy. A localish guy, we’d met on the website Song of the Paddle which is a very friendly forum related to, mainly, canoeing but they’re kind enough to let in kayakers like myself through the doors. It seems their motto is “if they paddle, they’re welcome” and a lot of good information is handed out as well as ideas as to where to go.
Andy had been paddling from Tattershall Bridge quite a few times and he not only recommended entering the River Witham from there but also said he’d come along and guide me. Nice guy, is Andy and he paddles an impressive red canoe.
The plan was to paddle from the bridge towards Dog Dyke. Then turn left into the River Bain and see how it goes.
As you can see from the picture at the top, the Witham was very weedy. It was almost like grass on top of the water and with Lincolnshire being such an agricultural part of the world, I wouldn’t be surprised if the fertilisers, etc. from the fields get into the water and helps the weeds to grow more than it would do normally and paddling through the weed, while not impossible, was certainly tougher than normal due to resistance against the hull of the kayak and also getting tangled on the blades of your paddle. The skeg was not used as I’d have ended up dragging half the river with me.

After a mile of paddling through cress we came across Dog Dyke and the entrance to the River Bain. We took a look around the Belle Isle Marina at the boats before paddling on and thankfully, we found that the weed hadn’t infested the Bain and was almost completely clear.
Paddling was relaxing; not too hot and not much of a current to speak of so we spent the time chatting about this and that. It was good to see someone paddling their canoe and I like the way you can do it just by using one side of the canoe and not like the old Western films where they swap over sides to paddle.
About 3/4 of a mile down the Bain Andy mentioned that just to the right was an RAF air field. Here’s me with my little camera waiting for a jet fighter to buzz us but all we got was a couple of ducks. Maybe next time…
After about a mile and a half down the Bain we came up against a weir that had to be portaged and which seemed like a perfect opportunity for Andy to show me his kettle. But first we decided to lug the boats up. To the right of the weir was dry concrete (I presume this is only used by the river when the water is high) so we were going to sit there. Unfortunately, with all the grace of a one legged duck, when I got out of the kayak I slipped on weed covered concrete and ended up on my backside in the water. I could tell Andy was impressed with my skills!
When my ego recovered I found the kettle was a great idea – and unfortunately can’t remember the name of it but it soon was bubbling away and we had a couple of drinks as well as a sandwich or two.
Suitable recovered, we continued on our way down the Bain.
The banks to either side were very green and lush. The water was shallow due to the time of the year and also lack of rainfall recently; there were a number of occasions where I had to shuffle the kayak to get past parts of the river that were especially shallow but the water was very clean and saw a large number of (small) fish but no fishermen.
When we reached Coningsby Andy mentioned a pub that he knew of – The Black Swan – and they had a bit of a landing point which is handy. Tie up the boats and go for a drink! Not wanting to be accused of drink kayaking, I stuck to diet coke but we spent a bit of time in their beer garden just relaxing and chatting in the sun.
Time to go off again. We continued along the River Bain just to see how it was and we came across an overgrown stream that joined the main flow which made us both curious. Andy went down it to take a look mainly because due to being in a canoe, if he had to return the way he came he can simply turn around inside the boat and paddle out much easier than I could being seated in a single position. It wasn’t a good place to go, however, as there was a stretch of barbed wire over the water at about head height. Luckily Andy saw it in time and got out of there. Perhaps a “Private – no entry” sign would have been more friendly? Anyway, Andy returned and we continued down the Bain for a little way further until the water got shallower and shallower whereupon we decided to turn around and make for home.
Casually paddling back the way we came we eventually came back to the weir and doing the same as before, portaged and had a drink / snack. There were two young lads there (showing my age but to me about 14 is young) and had a bit of a chat and was good to see youngsters out and about getting some fresh air.
Getting back near to Dog Dyke and about a mile from Tattershall Bridge I called Wendy and asked her to come and pick us up which she nicely agreed to. This would give us plenty of time to paddle back to the bridge but I didn’t plan for the wind on the River Witham, however…and in good old Lincolnshire, the wind certainly gets up and we found ourselves having to paddle not just against the current and wind but there were also quite large waves that were slapping against us. For too long I felt as if I wasn’t making any headway. Eventually we both got back to the bridge and tired but happy we packed up again.
All in all, a very enjoyable trip and I hope to go back out with Andy again.
M.